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Sgt Skoop arrives at Kalach

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Sgt Skoop arrives at Kalach

Post by Tom » Sun Jul 26, 2015 9:44 pm

Gentlemen,

Sgt Skoop today passed A/F1 with flying colours. Well actually A/F1 didn't work so we used A/F2 but you get the idea.

Anyway, he's Californian and a firefighter so we'll have to keep BB away from him otherwise we'll end up with comments like "Oooh a man in uniform" and "Ooooh what a big hose...."

Feel free to welcome him in the proper Tangmere manner (no Bunny, just no). I'm hoping he'll be operational for when we restart in September, and I'm thinking he'll be ideal for second flight as he'll raise their standards immeasurably.

Carry on.



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Re: Sgt Skoop arrives at Kalach

Post by Jacko » Sun Jul 26, 2015 11:08 pm

Welcome Skoop is that one skoop or two skoops. Charlie also likes rockets so another reason to make sure he is in front
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Re: Sgt Skoop arrives at Kalach

Post by Reggie » Sun Jul 26, 2015 11:48 pm

Congratulations Skoop, look forward to meeting you in the sky soon. I have mailed you with changed forum permissions and so on :salute
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Re: Sgt Skoop arrives at Kalach

Post by Skoop » Mon Jul 27, 2015 12:47 am

Thanks for the welcome guys, look forward to flying with you.

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Post by Jab » Mon Jul 27, 2015 1:20 am

Welcome :-)
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Post by Blackjack » Mon Jul 27, 2015 2:46 am

Welcome to the squadron Skoop
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Post by Tigertooo » Mon Jul 27, 2015 9:51 am

Welcome Skoop
Can you give me the Phone number of your wife-girlfriend?
Just for statistic records for TP
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Re: Sgt Skoop arrives at Kalach

Post by Bigbyte » Mon Jul 27, 2015 10:17 am

Welcome Skoop.

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Post by Moggy » Mon Jul 27, 2015 10:58 am

Welcome Skoop.

Here's some rules for you to follow;

#1 Never give Tiger any details of girlfriend's\wife's phone numbers, statistics etc. in fact just say you're single.
#2 See #1
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Re: Sgt Skoop arrives at Kalach

Post by Bunny » Mon Jul 27, 2015 4:48 pm

Ooooooo a fire fighter !!!

Are you sure I can't do a few "hose" comments .........?????

Not even a little one......... Although I bet it isn't...... he he he snigger snigger....

That doesn't count of course, I wasn't really trying

Welcome to TP Skoop!

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Re: Sgt Skoop arrives at Kalach

Post by Skoop » Tue Jul 28, 2015 12:53 am

You guys are a riot !

I'm going to have to write all these "never" tips down.

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Post by Moggy » Tue Jul 28, 2015 9:08 am

Oh and if Bunny offers you a pot noodle, politely decline.....your taste buds will thank you later!
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Re: Sgt Skoop arrives at Kalach

Post by Jacko » Tue Jul 28, 2015 10:34 am

Bigbyte wrote:Welcome Skoop.

If you get a phone call from Mothy saying "Help, I'm trapped, save me." ignore it. It will not be a real emergency.
That is because he is safely locked up in Bigbyte's dungeon.
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Re: Sgt Skoop arrives at Kalach

Post by Dutch » Tue Jul 28, 2015 3:08 pm

Skoop wrote:I'm going to have to write all these "never" tips down.
Good idea Skoop - welcome to Tangmere.

Of course the one person you don't need to worry about at all is Hatter.
I wanna go full-horrible. Take me to the nasties.

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Re: Sgt Skoop arrives at Kalach

Post by Prangster » Tue Jul 28, 2015 11:16 pm

Well done passing A/F1 Skoop. Welcome to Tangmere.
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