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F/Sgt Lennon - orders

Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2020 10:45 pm
by Tom
F/Sgt Lennon, you are now posted to No601 squadron.

Prior to arriving on station you will need the book on special 601 mathematics "Creative Mathematics for Over-Claimers'. You will also need some slippers to listen to Moggy's debrief and also a great deal of common sense. For example, do not fall for the ol' pick up the soap in the showers trick.

I suggest also getting some earplugs as there are some excitable chaps in the squadron.

Good luck.

Re: F/Sgt Lennon - orders

Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2020 10:50 pm
by Hatter
Sorry for your sad news, Lennon.

Welcome!

Re: F/Sgt Lennon - orders

Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2020 10:56 pm
by Eddie
Look on the bright side Lennon, you will actually manage to fly back to your homebase once in a while unlike No.1

Re: F/Sgt Lennon - orders

Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2020 12:49 pm
by Bigbyte
Ohh fresh meat. I'll put him on the roster. Is your first name John?

Usually Tom nabs all the new pilots for No1, where they become disillusioned with being crap and leave. You had a lucky escape.

Re: F/Sgt Lennon - orders

Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2020 6:29 pm
by Lennon
My first name was actually Tom But since we already have a Tom, I’m petitioning the court to change my name to Horace to avoid confusion.

Re: F/Sgt Lennon - orders

Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2020 9:02 pm
by Hatter
I had a Great Great Uncle Horace.